April 2012
31 posts
Apr 30th
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you know sometimes your'e jsut drunk.
and it’s like your nknees don’t exist but your heart grows bigger because beer is a feeling liquid. 
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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“I was a liberal arts major, so being able to communicate effectively…if you’re...”
– Barack Obama on Jimmy Fallon, 4/24 SO SUCK ON THAT NEWSWEEK.  (via ispokemine) HAHA! I AM BOTH.
Apr 25th
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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So I talked with NPR today
but this is the shitty article they wrote: http://www.npr.org/2012/04/19/150964208/young-people-turn-from-kony-to-spooning-record because apparently you can only choose one.
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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My alma mater is trying to break the world record... →
mikesmuzac: I’m not kidding. And I think it’s kind of awesome. Oh, William & Mary.
Apr 19th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 13th
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Dear Mothafuggan Thesis:
I’m going to finish you.  I’m going to fuck your shit.  I’m going to edit you so much that the very idea of editing you will be inconceivable because all 115 pages of you will be perfection.  Each word of your stories will be as carefully chosen as a fucking haiku, each syllable, so raw and heartwrenching and true that the overarching themes and layers and motifs will literally...
Apr 13th
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ShortFormBlog: Rowling announces title, plot,... →
shortformblog: ‘The Casual Vacancy’ will go on sale september 27th, 2012 and marks the author’s first departure from the wizard-world of Harry Potter since the series took the world by storm. Rowling’s publisher, Little Brown, also released a summary of the new story’s plot: “When Barry Fairweather dies…
Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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HOLY FUCK, HIRED AGAIN?
My brother started a magazine and wants me to be the lead writer.  It would mean I have to move to Telluride, Colorado for a little while. Which sounds fucking SWEET?! SKIING. ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME. Except east coast will be far :( 
Apr 7th
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Apr 4th
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HOLY FUCK, HIRED?
Hired?! As part of a freelancer collective? Things aren’t 100 %, but maybe probably possibly!!!
Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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not to drunk middle of the night post, but:
Seriously, I’m over all the drama and the feelings.  Because, really, it’s all bullshit.  I have neither the time nor inclination for that, so fuck it all.  I have a thesis to write and a future to slay.   I mean this not in a tell-myself-in-hopes-it-will-be-true-way, but rather a look-in-the-mirror-with-honesty-and-that’s-what-reflects-back-way. Goodnight :)
Apr 1st
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